Poppie My Friendie

Hi derz!

I wantz to showz you my familyz.

My one friendie is Poppie. We callz her Fattycat. She doez not noez I am her friendie.


Herez Poppie ----------->

Poppie likez eating, playing wif her toyz, walkz at the swimmie poolz and being Fattycatz.

Dis is my photie. I tookz it a while agoes on my Catberry.

De Hoomans doez not knoes I take photies.

I take better photies den all of dose peoplez in de Kitty Newspaperz.










I wantz to tells you a story. Der are one catz in my house. He iz a very, very evilz cat. Dey always joke about de Basement Catz. Well, dis is a Basement Catz. He is also Der Exterminator. He wantz to send all de kittehs in da housey awayz to lives with these fings belows.


Des fings look very friendly when dey walk in the streetz. They are nots. Dese babies of dese fings are made in China. You noes China? Everythings is mades in China. My foodzbowl two!

WARNING FOM DE ENRIQUE BLOGGY - DOES NOTZ TRUST DESE YELLOW BABIES!





Oh noes. Here comez de Hoomans again!

Kitteh love and bubbles.

xoxo

Enrique

The Kittehs Made Me Do It...

<-------- Here you can seez Sadcat. He is sad. Sadcat is always sadz. I don't noes whyz Sadcat is sadz.

Sadcat lives under the treez with the other kittehs who ares not happies.

I think Sadcat is sadz becuz no-one lovez Sadcat.

I am Sadcat'z only friendie.

He ask me the other dayz, "Why does you haz so many friendies, Enrique?"


I saidz I bloggy, so humanz lovies me. They thinkz I am smarts. Le Rot, my brother, he LOLz at Sadcat. He LOLz at Sadcat's face.

All I wantz from the kittehs who live wif me is to lovez all other kittehs and doggies, even thoughz the doggies lik my facey. I will tellz you laterz about Poppie.

I has to goes now. The hoomans are comings to the lappytop.

Kitteh Love and Bubbles.

Xoxox

Enrique

A Friendie

Thiz iz one of my friendies. He livez under the trees where all the pwetty doggies iz. He not noez he is my friendie. I lol at him. He is tinies and has a funneh facey. I LOL every time I seez him.

We drinks tea in the treez. He cannot climb. I give him tea from up the treez. He drinkz tea. I don't like tea.

<------ This iz me. My name is Enrique. I am a cat, az you can see!

This photie of me is very pwetty. I took it once for a modeling competision. I did not wins.

I am sorry for my spellings. You see, catz are not supposed to know how to spells! Peoplez think we can only purr.

Thiz iss not the truf!

There arez many tings you do not know abouts the cats!


Like ----> We blogz. We sumtimes steal foods. We have friendz. My friendz are Sadcat and Birdie. Birdie tweetz me everyday.

I have 3 brothers. They arez not too friendlies with me. The one, his name is Le Rot, he killz tiny mousies. This hurts my heart. I never hurts mousies or fishies. They are my friendz. I wants more friendz. This is why I started wif this bloggy.

Kitteh love and bubbles,

Xoxo

Enrique

P.S.

I will put up picturez of my travelz and friendies.